Monday, July 27, 2015

Potty Talk

A day didn't go by without a discussion concerning the condition of the nearest bathroom....usually this discussion took place during meal time, of course! 

Here are just a few of the more memorable statements:

     I have seen worse!

     Don't go into the one with the blue urinals!

     They are okay, just stay away from the second one...it has a giant spider in it!

     Can you wait?

     There isn't any toilet paper!

     This one has twenty rolls!


     The door doesn't lock.

     Do you need toilet paper...I have some.

     You have to use the men's...they are working on the women's!

     You have to use the men's, they finished with the women's!

     Be careful of the faucet....the whole thing moves because it is only connected to a hose!
    
     Let me take your backpack, you don't want anything to fall in!

    The only thing I would fish out is my passport...watch, phone, sunglasses all stay in!

     I can't tell by the picture if it is men's or women's!

     It's in the engine room ( of the boat)...the fumes from the engine hide the odours!

     It's on a two foot riser.... Make sure you quads are strong...keep your balance!


Perhaps the most important question was, "Alice, can we use your hand santitizer"?

     
     
     

2 comments:

ars said...

Anne will do just fine....she has lots of hand sanitizer!
I gagged at a few pics...thanks!

alijimpip said...

It's not as bad as it looks --- however we MAY have gotten accustom to the standards ( or lack thereof).
Also you can't tell but that last toilet is on a "stage" about 1.5 feet off the floor….makes for a strength and core work out at same time ( bonus!).