Saturday, March 7, 2015

Dear Mister...

Dear Mister Jayco:

Let me tell you a little bit about our recent travels with your wonderful 2015 Jayco that we purchased in Indiana in June. It was a fascinating experience, one that every Jayco owner should enjoy.

RVing should be smooth, effortless and fun.  I like to think that is what happened to us.

Getting ready to move on in the mornings gave us a chance to meet new friends as we had to find an able bodied man [with a ladder] willing to help us pull our awning in. Two of us couldn't force the arms over enough, plus we needed the ladder to tie down this marvellous awning. This bent awning arm gave us a chance to meet so many people [with a ladder] in the mornings.

Fred does his morning exercises by climbing to the top of the 5th wheel to make sure the antennae is down....why else would the inside handle fall off if it wasn't to force him to do some stairs and increase his fitness level.

While Fred is building up his heart rate outside, I am developing my reading selection inside.  I was having a hard time finding storage space for all my books, but not anymore. Now that the couch has broken away from the wall and floor, I just store them under the couch to keep it level. Thank you Mr. Jayco for solving my storage woes!

I, too, get to practise some fitness programs by developing a high step routine going into the bedroom where the floor boards have come loose from the header. I don't even mind the squeak that goes with the routine.

As for deep arm workouts, thank you for making sure the cupboard door fell off and we had to redrill, rescrew and pray it stayed in place.  Spiritual growth!

Our night vision has improved immensely since you decided we no longer needed an outside lighting system...plus we invested heavily in the Mexican economy by buying multiple flashlights.

On to a more personal improvement, I love having a shower with the door upside down. It gives me practise in patience, something I surely do need! I never know whether Fred has the door off or which way it is going to be on or whether it will leak this day or even if I can get it to open. Love the daily surprises!

Once we are on the road and quietly discussing our loyalty to you, Mr. Jayco, we get a chance to thank you again and again. We have to stop every 50 kms to take a walk [like any good fitness routine, repetition is the key] to make sure the windows are closed. You made such a wise choice in having the arms in four windows malfunction so that they come loose when driving and possibly flopping in the wind. The new type of windows you installed this year makes this possible and even very likely!

So as a recap, Mr. Jayco, thanks again for a wonderful RV and I know we will be seeing you again.  I am hoping we can get that meeting set up in Tucson, but you must be a very busy man because you never have time to answer our E Mails.

We are thinking of you every time we use the new and improved 2015 Jayco.

Fred and Colleen







2 comments:

alijimpip said...

Let Mr Jayco know that we will send a flashlight to help you with your night vision. ( unless he of court supplied you with a whole set of flashlights). We are now rethinking which RV manufacturer we will cosier.

ars said...

This has potential for the new movie called National Lampoon's Mexican Vacation....produced by Mister Jayco!
This post was too funny...but not so funny for you guys!