Here are just a few of the more memorable statements:
I have seen worse!
Don't go into the one with the blue urinals!
They are okay, just stay away from the second one...it has a giant spider in it!
Can you wait?
There isn't any toilet paper!
This one has twenty rolls!
The door doesn't lock.
Do you need toilet paper...I have some.
You have to use the men's...they are working on the women's!
You have to use the men's, they finished with the women's!
Be careful of the faucet....the whole thing moves because it is only connected to a hose!
Let me take your backpack, you don't want anything to fall in!
The only thing I would fish out is my passport...watch, phone, sunglasses all stay in!
I can't tell by the picture if it is men's or women's!
It's in the engine room ( of the boat)...the fumes from the engine hide the odours!
It's on a two foot riser.... Make sure you quads are strong...keep your balance!